The 11 Worst Avril Lavigne Lyrics

Thought Catalog

This weekend, my roommate made me listen to Insane Clown Posse for the first time. I know many of you wonder how that is possible (because hating on them is soo 2010), but I value my ears and want them to listen to beautiful things, like Meryl Streep awards acceptance speeches. Besides, my masturbation schedule keeps me quite busy, so I don’t have the time to listen to grown men in clown costumes rock rap about magnets and Santa Claus, who (apparently) is a “fat bitch.”

However, listening to ICP (seriously, guys?) did make me think back to the days of my personal favorite purveyor of lyrical un-genius, the poetically maladroit Avril Lavigne. They always say in writing that you should show and not tell and that “less is more.” However, Lavigne proves that more is more, so long as you can rhyme the same word repeatedly or hit you…

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