Dating 101: 20 Secrets (That Are Not Really Secrets) About Dating

Thought Catalog

  1. Spitting in your boyfriend’s mouth is the new black.
  2. Guys: When you are going down on a girl, don’t look up at her. Our pubes make you look like you have a weird Hitler mustache, and that creeps us out.
  3. It’s always nice to give someone you care about a compliment, but compliments mean infinitely more when you’re sober.
  4. It’s OK to think your brother is hot.
  5. Cum on her face. She’ll like it, I promise.
  6. Girls like to be stroked and snuggled and kissed. Sort of like a cat. But we also like to be smacked around once in a while. Take note.
  7. Being jealous is a waste of time and energy. Everyone has exes, so don’t stress about the fact that your lover has had other lovers. Also, don’t do things intentionally to try and make the person you are dating jealous, either. That’s mean, and why…

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