Inner Monologue Of Someone Getting A Blowjob

Thought Catalog

Are they going to go down on me? God, I hope so. Blowjobs are so cool. Oh, look at that, they’re kissing my stomach. I guess I better suck in a little bit. Now they’re kissing around my hips and are almost to my penis. Oh my god, they’re like two kisses away from landing on my actual penis. Here they go, getting closer and closer. Closer. CLOSER. And… wait, where is their mouth going? Come back! Did they just do a drive-by? Shit. Okay, I guess I have to wait before they decide to make their way back down there again. It’s like Cher says in Clueless when they go to that party in the Valley: “Let’s do a lap around the area before we commit to a location.” The same goes for giving head.

I’m waiting…

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