A Gentleman’s Guide To Cunnilingus

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Carpet-munching. Muff diving. Pleasing her beaver. Chowing her box. Licking her honeypot. Sniffing her roses. Nibbling her peach. There’s lots of ways of saying it, but we’re gonna call it cunnilingus. And from what girl friends report too often a twentysomething guy is somewhat virginal when it comes to sticking his face in her special place. I gotta stand up for guys on this one. For three reasons – one, few dudes are lucky enough to have anyone show them what to do; two, each women is so different sexually it can sometimes feel like you’re learning everything all over again; three, as guys we expect competency from ourselves and we shy away from doing what we don’t feel comfortable doing. Now, I’m not letting guys off the hook. But I’m in your corner. I wanted to compile this to help men and women alike. What I mean is, this is meant…

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