The 7 Stages Of Waking Up After Drinking Too Much

Thought Catalog

1. Fuck.

Your head hurts. Actually, scratch that, your entire existence hurts. You can’t drink the way you used to when you were twenty and wake up from a blackout to go to the gym. You’re a member of the real world now, and your headache is so bad that you’re seriously considering checking yourself into the hospital to stop the pain. If your head doesn’t hurt yet, it will in an hour or so because you’re still drunk.

2. Why Am I Alone?

You’ve been seeing the same person for a few weeks and the last thing you remember is texting them to come meet you at the bar. Oh fuck, you think to yourself, what did I say or do that caused them not to come home with me and thus wake up alone? And if you don’t have the lonesome luxury of waking up alone, then you’re…

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