For more shorts like this, check out Creepy Cupid. These messages are so creepy, they’ll make even Michael Koh weep.
1. Helluva segue.
2. Keep looking and hopefully you find a clue eventually.
3. Here’s to 6 more years of trial & error.
4. I’ll take ‘WTF Is This Person Thinking?’ for $500, Alex.
5. New levels of creepy & corny being reached with two simple words.
7. “This may sound weird” for understatement of the year.
8. Words are hard.
9. Take 3. Annnd, ACTION! (Credit: Single Girl In Everybody’s Wedding World)
10. Just let me liberate you.
11. Preparing yourself for rejection helps sometimes.
12. Social skills be hella important.
13. Who makes those, Little Debbie or Hostess?
14. Honesty is the best policy, or at least it was until this guy.
15. His word…
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