32 Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That’ll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

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For more shorts like this, check out Creepy Cupid. These messages are so creepy, they’ll make even Michael Koh weep.

1. Helluva segue.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

2. Keep looking and hopefully you find a clue eventually.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

3. Here’s to 6 more years of trial & error.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

4. I’ll take ‘WTF Is This Person Thinking?’ for $500, Alex.

5. New levels of creepy & corny being reached with two simple words.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

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6. Coal.
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7. “This may sound weird” for understatement of the year.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

8. Words are hard.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

9. Take 3. Annnd, ACTION! (Credit: Single Girl In Everybody’s Wedding World)
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

10. Just let me liberate you.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

11. Preparing yourself for rejection helps sometimes.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

12. Social skills be hella important.
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13. Who makes those, Little Debbie or Hostess?
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

14. Honesty is the best policy, or at least it was until this guy.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

15. His word…

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