1. I cheated on my girlfriend of eight years which caused our eventual break-up. I did not/do not feel good about it.
2. Sometimes I eat cereal without milk, but I prefer milk.
3. I will offer to pay for meals on the first three dates. After that, we will awkwardly decide to split the check or you will pay.
4. While I can be a music snob (Animal Collective is God) I love pop music in a non-ironic way. If you do not, get over yourself.
5. Farting en plein air is on the table after ten dates.
6. You will drive most of the time. It’s not that I don’t like driving, it’s that I love not driving.
7. I’m 6’2″ but I like to be the little spoon once in a while because I probably wasn’t hugged enough.
8. I’ll write about you.
9. I can cook…
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