Back when he was still relevant, Asher Roth released a single called “I Love College,” which became an unexpected hit — blasting from the stereos of college freshmen and overeager high school students everywhere.
“I Love College” developed into such a sensation partially due to Roth’s sick beats, y’all, but mostly because the singer had some surprisingly insightful lyrics about the Best Four Years of Our Lives (for example, don’t pass out with your shoes on).
In all seriousness, though, college is wonderful, and like Roth said, it would be great to “go to college for the rest of my life” — living in this bubble where responsibilities are, for the most part, minimal and nonessential.
To celebrate this wonderful time in our lives, when we can reasonably “pass out at three, wake up at 10, go out to eat, then do it again,” I’ve compiled a…
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