1.Plain White Tees
As an undershirt. As “the shirt before the shirt.” As THE shirt.
Tightly medium, to connote alternative music tastes. Properly large, to connote being en route to the deli following a serious hangover. Goofily XL, to connote streetball skills.
You cannot go wrong with the Plain White Tee–even when you inevitably stain it with coffee. That’s a real hard “I’ve lived life” stain.
Note: Crew over V in most scenarios. This is because most scenarios aren’t hookah bars.
2. Not Eating Breakfast
Much of the “get your life together” 20’s narrative revolves around why it’s majorly croosh to eat breakfast on the reg.
As someone who frequently mounts his internet soapbox to say this very thing, I will not go against my prior stance and be all John Kerry-like. As the former mid-level dealer Slim Charles once said, “Once you in it, you in it. If it’s…
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