The 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten

Thought Catalog

I have had a varied and stimulating sex life. The best advice I’ve ever received in the art of lovemaking (and all I’ve ever needed) has been this: “Put her pleasure first.” Needless to say, fulfilling this mantra has kept me in great stead with the ladies. Once a woman has experienced both sides of me – the gentlemanly exterior and the virility smoldering beneath – they usually aren’t bashful about telling me the impression my dick has made. To wit, here are the five best compliments he’s ever received.

1. “It’s so huge it’s, like, killing me.”

The first girl I ever fucked told me this. She was my co-worker at a summer job, and I was determined to finally “get some” – so much so that my big purchases were a box of Magnums and a tube of K-Y jelly (in case of a drive down the “dirt…

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