1. A badass lighter that never gets lost in your bag and allows you to light a perfect cig every time regardless of the wind.
2. Light rain boots that don’t give you blisters and soccer calves after a day of walking around.
3. Nipple guards that can sense when it’s cold/ you’re aroused and cover that shiz up.
4. A pest detection alarm that alerts you to creatures so you don’t shit your pants right away.
5. A sign that beams out at creeps when a bitchy resting face isn’t substantial and says, “If you look at me again I will castrate you”.
6. A hard drive where all of your million dollar ideas that come up on long walks or trips on the Subway are beamed to and you can flip through later.
7. An implant underneath your nose that pumps out the scent of your choice as…
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