Compiled from a series of real life events. You’re all welcome.
1. You’re sitting next to a homeless person sharing a beer.
2. You’re long past drunk texting and calling your recent ex, and so naturally you’re considering just going over to their place to… talk.
3. You’re straight up passed out on the couch in the middle of the party.
4. You’re sitting next to a nice older couple in McDonald’s having breakfast in your dress and heels and they ask you where you’re going this morning to be dressed like that.
5. You find yourself playing beer pong by yourself and stepping over sleeping/blacked out(?) bodies to retrieve balls. And you are loving it.
6. The iHop employees are staring at you because you finished your pancakes 45 minutes ago but you’re just lingering trying to plan your next move.
7. You pee anywhere that’s not a toilet…
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